I like a cookie, a cooperative cookie
Though you cannae get near it for the smell
If you spread it wi' some butter
You'll hear the butter mutter
"Mary, my Scots bluebell".

I like a sausage, a cooperative sausage
Though you cannae get near it for the smell
If you fry it with an engin*
You'll hear the engin singing
"Mary, my Scots bluebell".

I like a bannock, a cooperative bannock
Though you cannae get near it for the smell
If you spread it wi' some syrup
You'll hear the syup chirrup
"Mary, my Scots bluebell".

I like an eclair, a cooperative eclair
Though you cannae get near it for the smell
If you fill it wi' some cream
You'll hear the cream scream
"Mary, my Scots bluebell".

Site hits so far

Email comments on the website welcome
Web keeper: Eric the Web who also runs the Dunkirk Arts Centre and manages web sites for