There was an old frog lived in a well
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A pretty little mouse lived in a mill
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Froggy went a courting and he did ride
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He said 'Missy Mouse you must decide'
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Chorus.... (insert every couple of verses or so)

Here's to Cheshire, Here's to Cheese
here's to the pears and the apple trees
here's to the lovely strawberries
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For I am rich and I am brave
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What better husband could you have
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I'll not take your word for that
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You'll have to satisfy Uncle Rat
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Rat said ""I'm very much afraid""
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""If you don't take Froggy then you'll die an old maid""
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So the Knot was tied secure and fast
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She's off her uncle's hands at last
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Open the oysters spill champagne
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Never will there be such a feast again
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Tune up the fiddle and let's have a square
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Top couple must be the happy pair
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As they were going it hot and strong
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the good gray cat come prowling along
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Into the window and out of the yard
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Didn't bring no invitation card
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Uncle Rat like a hero stood
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Puss wet her whiskers in his blood
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Miss Mouse she made a dive for a crack
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Puss made a pounce and broke her back
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Where was the valiant frog this while
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Just about broke the four minute mile
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Came to a brook and he didn't stoptop look
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The old drake knabbed him in his fluke
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That was the end of him and of her
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won't be no tadpoles covered in fur
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